Last week I saw this sign in front of a local church. It was, in the King James Version of the phrase, super weak-sauce.

St. Mary’s has since removed the sign and replaced it with a simple message: “Lo Siento (Sorry).” But this half-apology falls well short, with church officials first declining to comment at all on the sign and later offering the lame excuse that it was put up by a church member “without our knowledge.”

May I present to you three areas of beef I have with this sign…